I’m not going to hate because it looks much better than my “Vegas style Solitaire” themed Pontiac Vibe.
Hello Good Afternoon Internet: Hamburglar is the most underrated villain of all time. Personally I’m more terrified of a man who would steal my hamburger than someone who just wants to watch the world burn. Stealing a hamburger is personal, man.
Take these to a party you weren’t invited to.
Clearly Dope Chucks: I’m holding out for a Swanson or Draper style.
Hello Good Morning Internet: Always attack from higher ground.
I used to flirt with the dangers of being too cool.
- I had a neon license plate on my Ford Escort.
- I didn’t cry at the end of The Notebook.
Now I get happy at the smell of a grande nonfat caramel latte. I’m danger free.
This got me thinking. If I had lost my damn mind, what would I get DID in my hair?
Best answer: Samoa Girl Scout Cookie box.
Thanks @toferr via
I want to see a story arch on Sesame Street involving these guys.