theclearlydope:

I’m not going to hate because it looks much better than my “Vegas style Solitaire” themed Pontiac Vibe.

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Afternoon Internet: Hamburglar is the most underrated villain of all time. Personally I’m more terrified of a man who would steal my hamburger than someone who just wants to watch the world burn. Stealing a hamburger is personal, man. 

theclearlydope:

Take these to a party you weren’t invited to. 

theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope Chucks: I’m holding out for a Swanson or Draper style.

laughingsquid:

Pop Culture Chuck Taylor Allstars

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: Always attack from higher ground. 

theclearlydope:

I used to flirt with the dangers of being too cool.

- I had a neon license plate on my Ford Escort.

- I didn’t cry at the end of The Notebook.

Now I get happy at the smell of a grande nonfat caramel latte. I’m danger free.

theclearlydope:

This got me thinking. If I had lost my damn mind, what would I get DID in my hair?

Best answer: Samoa Girl Scout Cookie box. 

Thanks @toferr via

theclearlydope:

I want to see a story arch on Sesame Street involving these guys. 

If it ain’t purple it aint smokin